poptart

food to the g-ds
g-d eats poptarts
a delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.
let’s eat some pop tarts before cl-ss.
a delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being smores.

warning: do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. if you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
what is this?
this pop tart is still cold!
after three seconds!
what is this?
what is this?
what!? what!?
bullsh-t! this is cr-p!
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
2 definitions

these are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. if you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of sh-t outta your tongue. the filling is just like molten lava.

these are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn’t become famous, would have been prost-tutes. they wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple b–b jobs, move their bodies/-ss around to simulate s-x, and their videos are one step away from outright p-rn (christina ag is the exception – hers are def p-rn). these females only exist to be validated by how s-xy men think they are. they have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. they are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
ex. 1 – strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

ex. 2 – female p-ssycats – yeah ok you look hot whatever. next.
n. slang term used for a sl-tty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
“i have a bunch of f-cking annoying pop tarts in my english cl-ss.”
n;
1. a stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it’ll take her nails to dry, whether or not m-ffy is f-cking her boyfriend, and when britney spears’ next single is coming out.
2. any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
g-d, i have a headache. this hallway’s crawling with f-cking poptarts.

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