Popular guy
super c-cky, jerky males who date a different girl every week, and hit on and get hit on by girls two grades ahead of him. usually wears skater clothes but doesn’t skateboard, and is talked about by everyone. if you date one of these creatures, be prepared to face the consequences, such as hummiliation from the whole grade when he dumps you and the p-ssionate, burning fury of all of his exes. he messes around with his friends and walks around acting like he’s the beloved, and treats anybody not within his social circle like a piece of sh-t. has many haters, but nothing is done about it. causes drama, which is made worse by the popular girls. stay clear away, if you want your life in order.
b-tchy friend: omg mich-lle nate just asked me out and said he loves me, and will forever, and i’m who he truly wants. i’m so happy!!! i will always love him and he will always love me and we’ll stay together forever!!!
me: -sigh-…
one week later…
me: where’s natalie?
other friend: oh, she commited suicide. that popular guy broke up with her.
an arrogant and conceited, athletically inclined d-ckhead (male) who thinks he is g-d’s gift to women. usually has a definitive walk/strut, stylish or ironic haircut and hits on an average of 5 girls at a time.
ally: did you see that new guy? he’s so cute!
bonnie: nah, stay away from him man, he’s defs gonna be a popular guy!
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