poratte


a combination of the words “p-rn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

the baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the lickey hills.
andy: yo kieran, simon and i just had ace poratte. it was a guy with three w-ngs giving it to a hot malay chick!

kieran: was that from emma? she makes the best poratte.

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