Porb
you meant to type in p-rn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. you then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. now you are reading this.
k-y? check. kleenex? check. porb
porb: what i typed in after seeing the screenshot from urban dictionary on a forum, just to see if googling porb really does take you straight here.
it does.
i mispelt p-rn as porb, and delayed my masturbation by whole seconds.
a pubic hair which has grown so large it has become the ruler of all the other p-b-s.
“this porb is huge. one porb to rule them all!”
the triangular shaped man-br–sts an adult male gets when he combines the eating of too many toblerone bars with drinking guinness and eating only takeaway. note: the condition is worsened by lack of exercise and excessive computer gaming.
ewwww! look at the dm’s porbs!
short for porbography. p-rn with globular objects.
it’s really embarrasing when you’re caught looking at porb on your computer.
from the latin word porbe
a porb is a little thing that can help you and stuff.
“hey i see you got your porb to help you out, cool!”
(french porbographie, from porbographe, porbographer, from late greek porbographos, writing about globular prost-tutes)
1. s-xually explicit pictures, writing, or other material of globular objects whose primary purpose is to cause s-xual arousal.
2. the presentation or production of this material.
i prefer not to watch porb.
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