porcelain bridging
1) when your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) when general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) an unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’ve just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! 🙂
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