Portapuss
portapuss is a s-xual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. in portapuss, the two lovers have s-x standing up in a port-a-potty. there are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
“man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portap-ss-d” or “hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss”
the portapuss is the mascot for gorill state university.
no one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. most believe it is the combination of some word containing “port” and “p-ssy” – it is well known that all portap-ss-s like p-ssy.
some suggest the “port” derives from “portland,” as in portland, oregon. portland is thought to be the second favorite city of gorill state co-founder a.r. nielsen.
others believe it comes from “portapotty.”
whatever the case, portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a portapuss.
“check out all those portap-ss-s!”
“i didn’t realize anyone could like portapuss so much….”
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