porcelain cruise
a mini office vacation. feeling tired? have that after-lunch-coma? take a porcelain cruise! the act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.
after that heavy lunch, i’m exhausted. think i’ll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
when one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.
guy 1 walks into washroom: it smells horrible in here!
guy 2: sorry, i just took a porcelain cruise.
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