Porcelain doll sex


the act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in s-xual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. this act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
guy 1: the party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll s-x scenes around the house. but the homeowner got kind of p-ssed off.

guy 2: hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?

Read Also:

  • porncut

    the continued removal of natural hair surrounding the male thingy i heard bob has a “p-rncut”. no way! an attempt at enlargeing the visual impact of the male p-n-s. the removal of all hair ident-ty on and around the male genitalia.

  • Sex Burger

    a man and a woman having s-xual intercourse while both parties have abnormally hairy genitals. “lets make a s-x burger tonight dan, with extra f-cksauce!!” extremely good looking guy, usually has a nice smile and hair. glenn is such a s-x burger. he has my virginity.

  • sex in a car

    s-x in a car- to f-ck/bang/s-x/laid in a car s-x in a car – what u and ur hooker do when ur in a car

  • Shenaneplanning

    …the master schemeing and brainstorming session of planning an act and or event of shenaneginormous proportions.. if we decide to go public with this affair, its going to take a lot of shenaneplanning to make it all go down without getting caught…

  • sheshache

    the small and wispy mustache that unnattractive girls sometimes posess. hiltrude got mad when i told her to shave her sheshache.


Disclaimer: Porcelain doll sex definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.