Porcelain Elevator
the act of having a t-rd so long you have to stand up to actually sh-t the entire thing out.
friend: dude where have you been?
victim: i just had a porcelain elevator.
friend: a what?
victim: i dont want to talk about it… by the way, you’re out of toilet paper…
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