porcelain goddess


referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
dude 1: dude, last night was crazy. what happened?
dude 2: you were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
(n) toilet;lavatory. derived from it’s common porcelian material and everyday importance.
uh guys…i need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

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