Porcelain Shrubbery
a small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.
“i gotta p-ss man.”
“dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery.”
“buy oxy-clean! the fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!”
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