pump n’ dump
the process of acquiring a girl’s love, having your way with her in bed, and then dumping her immediately afterwards and never returning her calls.
“i thought they were watching t-tanic?”
“nah that was just an excuse so he could pumpndump her”
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n. the act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.
steve: “dude, pull over at this gas station. it’s urgent.”
jeff: “why?”
steve: “i need to take a pump ‘n dump. bad.”
jeff: “a what?”
steve: “look it up.”
jeff: (searches urban dictionary) “oh my god that is horrifying. people do this?”
the act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement
alright fine, i’ll play some mario party. just let me go pump n’ dump first
the companion technique to the blumpkin. intercourse (usually -n-l) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.
i was giving her the ol’ pump n dump, right before i finished that sh-t off with a blumpkin.
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