Porcelain Tuck
when a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning sh-t, he will often times need to urinate as well. to avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect p-n-s under the toilet seat to hold it down.
“yo, i had the biggest morning wood today and i had to pull off a porcelain tuck.”
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