Porch Cat


a cougar that is long past her prime. the last stage in the cougar evolution. usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. if you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sungl-sses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in porch cat territory.
guy1: dude, what’s up with this party? there is nothing but porch cats up in here.
guy2: i hope we brought our sinatra collection and some depends!
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much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of n-gg-rs.
“look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin’ the ny hat thinking he’s tough sh-t”

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