Porch Crawl


a social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can’t even crawl across a porch. it involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. often a cooler is used. the drink is made with canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. several recipes may be found online.
brain: hey man, what are you up to tonight?
kevin: dude, we’re having a porch crawl. it’s $10 a piece – you in?

brain: dude, i was so drunk last night, i don’t remember what happened.
kevin: didn’t you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

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