Porch Honkey


lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs
john look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr
a name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

john: man… look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

vanessa: yeah. what a porch honkey!

“this word was created by me. i feel that wigger is boring and outdated. i just like to make people laugh. this is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )”
wigger wanna-be porch honkey

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