Porch-Screaming
the act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend’s house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on facebook.
april went to tony’s house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via facebook. tony didn’t answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. because he’s a lying, cheating, coward, april began porch-screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.
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