porch slacker
someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. a mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. see also: herb.
susan: alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but i don’t see him anywhere..
jake: yea but he’s such a porch slacker, he’s probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures i posted on his facebook page.
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