porchslam


when your friend (usually of italian heritage) has impromptu s-x on a porch. a bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having s-x on the furniture, railings, or the ground.
holy cr-p, that italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. score, dude!

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