Pork and Stalk
the actions that follow the sh-gging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. she consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy b-st-rd. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
a woman finds that she is the victim of a pork and stalk case – so she confronts the man.
cheryl cole: ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. but can you now please f-ck off
lucky sod: yeah ok…
(we all know he’s he going to pursue that s-xy minx to the end)
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