pork enema
when a man has -n-l s-x with a woman and -j-c-l-t-s so much that the woman has to evacuate her bowels immediately after intercourse.
man: how did you like that pork enema?
woman: not at all; now i have to take a sh-t, -sshole!
man: not my fault, you knew you would get it in the -ss sooner or later.
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