Portland party favor
to perform a portland party favor: at a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every gl-ss and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. never tell them that you did it.
“last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. it was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. someone must have treated us to a portland party favor, but i can’t figure out who.”
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