pork hammer
d-ck, c-ck, refering to your p-n-s when it is erect and ready to be serviced.
she grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.
making a lagre hammer out of pork related meats.
a sausage link handle with a baked ham for the head of the hammer.
p-p-p porkhammer!
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