Pork off


pork off as a verb means to m-st-rb-t- to climax, complete with -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n among males.

pork off as a noun means c-m, -j-c-l-t-, s-m-n.
“oh, you are porking off”, said to me by younger brother, when i was masturbating and emitting pre–j-c-l-t- (prec-m) from my glans p-n-s. i was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to -rg-sm, with a spectacular -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n (c-m).

“oh, you have pork off (but that was prec-m) on your belly,” so my brother said, but that was before i achieved masturbation with -rg-sm, complete with pork off, c-m, s-m-n.

i heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as i was entering adolescence and he not far behind. we were engaging in innocent s-xual play then.

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