pork pie hat
an actual piece of apparel, a “stetson” like hat that has a very narrow brim
justin timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.
an old italian guy from rhode island proudly wears his pork pie hat.
a stylin’ black guy from la has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.
a s-xual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. the male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female’s v-g-n- giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. removal of the ham is purely optional.
girl 1: i accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
girl 2: you accidentally what?
girl 1: a whole pork pie hat.
girl 2: that’s bad can you even walk straight?
girl 1: it’s starting to itch.
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guy 1: so i was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
jerome: what are ya doing!? you can’t talk about giving pork pie hats in the band room! you’re giving me headache.
guy 1: geez, i’m sorry it’s just she really enjoyed it.
jerome: thank you very much, thank you very much.
girl 1: seriously it’s really itching bad
the act of j-zzing in your partners orifice, be it an -sshole, v-g-n-, mouth, ear, wound, etc. you then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
after recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
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