Pork Scotch Dance
a gay dance that only pork scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. it involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.
monkus: what the h-ll is pork scotch doing?
mickus: it’s a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly ‘girlfriend’ at one of his daily barbeques.
monkus: i see. pork scotch dance. pretty stupid!
a gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. the spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
is that fat guy having a fit?
no, he’s just doing a pork scotch dance. ridiculous ain’t it?
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