Pork Scotch’s ‘Girlfriend’


a manly, wrinkly woman that is the ‘girlfriend of pork scotch. she has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as pork scotch himself. she has a sp-c grandson and wears old bagish clothes that sh-t stained schumachers would wear. by going out with her, this proves pork scotch’s h-m-s-xuality.
ugghhh! look, it’s pork scotch’s ‘girlfriend’. i hate her! ugly b-tch!!! eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with porky doing his famous drunken dance.

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