Porkanite
the mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.
also known as: porkat-te, rock chops, cubic porkonium, or porkrete
holy sh-t, i almost broke a tooth when i bit into that f-cking porkanite you gave me for dinner.
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