Porker

cl-ssification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.
“hey check it out, that porker sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!”
a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(what an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don’t touch my poutine.

(what they should have said): b-tch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin b-tch!
an extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).
“look at that porker! he looks like he’s just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!”
another word for someone being fat or obese.
dumb-ss steven, he’s such a f-cking porker.
the name for a person who is on the rather large side of life.
if you push your cheeks to the front of your face with your hands it will turn you into a porker!
someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..
“d-mn!! madalyns a f-ckin’ porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?”
anyone who lives in newburyport, ma and supports the clippers. rude and stuck up sports players who don’t play by the rules
dude! we’re gunna wreck those porkers!

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