porkfolio
– your collection of women you’ve porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio
– usually kept in your mind not an actual object
as you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you
a porkfolio is a compilation of previous individuals whom you have engaged in copulatory acts with. similar to “another notch in the ole belt”.
dude #1- “see that chick over there?”
dude #2- “ya, i see her.”
dude #1- “i’d like to add her to my porkfolio”
the world’s smartest piggy bank.
i dropped some coin in my porkfolio.
porkfolio is that secret file of texts/pictures that a girl has received of mens private parts, and wishes to retain them for ‘future use’.
oh. he totally s-xted me a pic of his junk, it’s going in my porkfolio for sure!
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