porkinz
verb, derived from pork, means “to get up on” or f-ck. refers to a rebel fighter, red 6 (jek porkins) in the original star wars. his final words “i’m alright” as he is getting blown up perfectly capture the willingness to put yourself in harms way to get a piece of that -ss. also, his physiology is that of swine, which reinforces his name and this fine word we are defining now.
oooohhh, sweetback! i’d be sp-cin’ gs if i could porkinz up on the fine biznitch.
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