porkulus


the democrat-supported “stimulus package of 2009,” actually just a m-ssive pork-filled spending bill. can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as “economic stimulus.”
the bill only provides for federal projects – it’s not stimulus, just porkulus.
an obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. as if a greek or roman g-d.
“you should see me bench all those weights.”

“shut up porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts.”

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