Porkward
for when you’ve just porked a girl (had s-x) usually a one night stand, and it’s really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
dude it was so porkward this morning when i woke up at hers
an awkward way of saying awkward. it is made up if the word ‘pork’ and ‘awkward . people are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.
guy ” i like someone who looks a lot like you”
girl ” aww , me ” ?
guy ” no , your sister”
girl “….well, this is porkward ”
a funny way of saying awkward.
girl 1: “i just slept with your boyfriend.”
girl 2: “what?!”
. . .
girl 3: “porkward!”
being fat and awkward 🙂
girl looks at us …
we look at girl… this is porkward
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