Porn Badger


like every holiday has a mascot, christmas = santa, easter = the easter bunny, st. patrick’s day = leprechaun, etc… p-rn has the p-rn badger. specifically the p-rn badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out p-rn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. this is usually some of the first times p-rn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. and like most holiday related mascots, the p-rn badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used p-rn actually came from…
johnny and dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half hustler magizine that the p-rn badger had left behind for them.

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