porn christmas
the act of downloading large p-rn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new p-rn, kinda like opening presents on christmas day.
“so you get lucky last night”
“no, i got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so i went home and downloaded some p-rn and p-ssed out. when i woke up this morning i had a bountiful p-rn christmas with a gigobyte of new p-rn to unwrap!”
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