Pot Mom
a “pot mom’ is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. the pot mom always gets along with her husband’s exes and or multiple baby mama’s. the pot mom also takes care of her husband’s children from a previous relationship(s). a pot mom is widely coveted by some men, since the pot mom is generally selfless and caring. the pot mom’s in-laws can’t even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.
wayne doesn’t make much money, but he has a pot mom to take care of everything while he plays xbox.
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