porn coffie


the coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch p-rn while your parents are asleep.
“man, last night was harsh. i was up ’til 3am looking at p-rn. but i had my p-rn coffie so it was alright. thank god for p-rn coffie.”

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