Porn Coma
a p-rn coma is when you m-st-rb-t- and a large amount of time p-sses without you realizing. this usually makes you stupidly late for important events.
“where the h-ll have you been?! you’ve missed half the movie…”
“i slipped into a p-rn coma…”
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