Porn Crackers
tissues used for post-m-st-rb-t–n clean-up and left to go hard. also known as w-nkier mâché, w-nkerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or w-nkers crisps.
originally from viz magazine’s profanasaurus.
there’s enough p-rn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
a faint whiff of obscenity
p-rn crackers! we’ll have to edit that out of the magic show.
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