Porn drive

truecrypt encrypted device for safely storing p-rnagized p-rn to avoid getting caught by parents when not -rg-sming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when -rg-sming

truecrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share p-rn or watch with friends
it doesn’t matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the p-rn drive to use it: truecrypt allows for a false exterior container to “show” there’s no p-rn in it, and an interior container with different p-ssword for the p-rn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

the more guys who bring a p-rn drive to the sleep over the better. no p-rn hogs invited.
portable device for transporting and storing an entire p-rn collection
7 or more just like with stiff c-ck length the p-rn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed hd dvd p-rn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive p-rn drive storage and b-n-rs. the more stiff b-n-r surface area the more nerves for -rg-sm either naked at the computer or b-lls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive -ss.
a hard disk drive, often external, devoted entirely to the storage of one’s p-rn collection, ostensibly for the purpose of hiding it from others.
lan guy a: hey dude do you mind if i leech some of your files?
lan guy b: no worries dude.
lan guys a: woah what’s this, that’s messed up. you’ve got a 1tb p-rndrive…

gf: hey -sshole i found your p-rndrive. turns out i do know how to access an external hard drive. you’re not getting any s-x for a year.
bf: sadface
(noun) a pen drive/flash drive with an integrated usb interface which contains p-rnographic files.
p-rn drive example:

friend: ”hey, peter, can i put my files in your flash drive, i gotta take them to work..”
me: ”oh god no no no no no no!”