porn gainz
when you get swole solely from masturbation. while some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with p-rn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. it is like the natural shake weight of the body.
guy 1: holy sh-t how to you get so swole
guy 2: its all in the p-rn gainz man, just w-nk it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these
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