porn groove
the awesome music in a p-rno. tacky and delightful. sounds like untz or bow chicka wow wow.
dude, this p-rn groove is cl-ssic.
the music heard in p-rno’s, some songs are good, others make you want to punch a baby. also the music you put on while having s-x, the tempo of the music is important as it sets the pace for the session, too fast of a tempo leads to the guy finishing too fast, too slow a tempo leads to the girl falling asleep. slow ride by foghat is a popular tune when it comes to p-rn groove.
guy 1: dude what the f-ck were you listening to with ashley last night?
guy 2: slow ride, i had to get that p-rn groove going to make the night last
guy 1: whatever you say bro.
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