porn mole
n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and h–rds vast quant-ties of dirty, used p-rn. 2. a small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the -n-s for s-xual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)
this term works well in limericks because it rhymes with “corn hole”
1. flobert, who was quite a p-rn mole, hung out in his attic and watched “the -n-l nurse scam” over and over.
2. everything was going great at the gay s-x party until maurice’s p-rn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his -ss.
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