porn pain
the pain in the reproductive organs a p-rn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents
p-rn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my asian milf p-rn and now i got the p-rn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.
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