when you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it “teleports” you to another place and time. usually the er of a hospital or a county jail cell.
i need to get somewhere in a hurry! give me the port-a-toad!
- portugese chopsticks
the act of simultaneously penetrating a woman’s -ssh-l- and v-g-n- at the same time with ones p-n-s and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks. i was trying the “portugese chopsticks” with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. thus explaining […]
- pot burp
when you accidentally swallow some of the smoke from a hit, and burp it out, leaving a terrible taste in your mouth. “dude! get me a soda, i just pot burped and now my mouth tastes like sh-t!”
adj. pertaining to events, actions, or thoughts of fraudulant activities. also see fraud. lana’s actions were prefraudulant in nature.
a portmanteau of “pretentious” and “french”, referring to the pretentious use of the french language by english speakers. “it has a certain… je ne sais quoi.” “wow, who taught you how to speak prench?” – appropriate response to pretentious art lover
- pre - pwnd
pre – pwnd (adj.) – having been owned(beaten) prior to the begining of the contest(game). i was playing starcraft 2 against some koreans last night. i got pre – pwnd.