Porn Patch


when a girl has completely shaven her v-g-n-l area, except a small area above the cl-toral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. aka runway
this girl had a super smooth sn-tch, and a small heart shaped p-rn patch on top….she was a natural blonde
hair style for men – often military types. very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, “patch” on top.
to barber – “i’d like a p-rn patch please”.

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