porn yoinked
when you’re watching p-rn and as soon as you’re about to c-m, the camera cuts to the guys face or b-llsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks
me: i was watching p-rn the other night and right when i hit the spot the frame cut to the guy’s stupid o face
trey: man that sucks. did you at least get off?
me: yeah but i still felt like is been cheated
trey: sounds like you got p-rn yoinked brotha
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