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best thing since the hd tv
she likes p-rn

guy made of p-rn

oh no, too much p-rn!!!!!!!!

too much p-rn
the best thing in the world
if all the arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some p-rn, they’d find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
the reason you need a new hard drive.
dude, how do you find all that p-rn.
the traditional way for young female americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).
america is the land of opportunity – everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some p-rn to get their university education.
a great american pastime.
baseball lost its t-tle of the great american pastime when the internet was invented
something that both s-xes can enjoy.
why can’t people believe that i’m a chick and that i have my own p-rn collection?
arousing materials usually employed for masturbatory purposes.

it’s often said that the most senstive part of your body during a p-rn session is your ears – no one likes getting busted with their undies around their ankles.

but, the use of p-rn doesn’t need to be such an ugly experience. ‘the big w-nk’ (see below) is an example of how you can add more mystique and romance to your evening at home alone.
we all know the quickie w-nk is the preferred method for those in a hurry. however, if you’ve got the place to yourself, why not spice things up a bit? ‘the big w-nk’ is a tried-and-tested method to do just that.

start by cooking a romantic dinner for one. choose a fine red, and dine by candle-light. it’s important to start developing some pre-p-rn ambience.

follow dinner with a long sensuous bath – don’t forget those scented oils and more candles – and towel off with a fresh, warmed fluffy towel (quality gentlemen, please).

retire to the boudior, taking your selected p-rn for the evening with you. if your p-rn isn’t in magazine form (and these days www.-ssalicious.com seems to win out over the printed form), you might need to get wireless installed, or invest in a really long cable to your broadband router.

don’t rush it. light an oil burner or some incense. more candles placed strategically around the bedroom can help create a special p-rn-reading atmosphere.

browse through your p-rn at a leisurely pace. your objective should be to develop a really nice fantasy sequence with your selected images.

when you are ready, arrange your p-rn in sequence around you on the bed, and gently ease yourself towards a well-deserved -rg-sm.

try it – you’ll be pleased you did!
peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
this p-rn is great and fresh!

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