Pornalities


plural of “p-rnality” (see definition).

p-rnalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or b-n-l) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

examples:

with simple juxtaposition: “what can i do for you?” becomes, “what can i do you for?”

fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

tv’s bart simpson fused cr-p + fantastic and got cr-ptastic.
said the hooker to the john: “it’s a business doing pleasure with you.”

said the john: “and i love the fact that you observe all the p-rnalities.”
“p-rnality” comes from p-rn + b-n-lity, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or s-xualized meaning:

examples —

hard-and-fast solution becomes “harden-fast” solution;

no-holds-barred (wrestling) becomes “no holes barred” (stick it anywhere!);

nip it in the bud becomes “nip it in the b-tt”;

and, a p-rnality deliberately scripted for television:

cornish game hen became “cornish gay men” as mishead by d-ck solomon (john lithgow) on nbc-tv’s “third rock from the sun” (1996-2001).
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“man, you got a b-ttload of mail.”

“don’t you mean ‘boatload’? “b-ttload” is a p-rnality.”

“i was gonna say ‘sh-tload’.”

“point well taken.”

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