pornament
noun: a p-rnographic christmas ornament.
somehow, rodney’s christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and mrs. santa p-rnaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
p-rnographic christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in s-xual positions, aka santab-lls
oh my god, will you look at that p-rnament! i always suspected mrs. claus had a thing for rudolph and those elves. now we really know why rudolph’s nose is always so bright at night!
an epic compet-tion between (1) rival p-rn collections or (2) rival p-rnography artists; derived from the words “p-rn” and “tournament”.
specific contests can include (for type 1, p-rn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. for type 2 (rival p-rn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) ronnie was confident his years of p-rno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a p-rnament.
(2) the rivalry between jenna jameson and briana banks was so intense it could best be described as a “p-rnament”.
any small nick-nak or ornament that has a s-xual resemblance.
oh thats a nice p-rnament you have on your mantle piece
1. p-rnographic ornament, as previously stated.
2. a tournament that consists of p-rnographic events. not as seasonal as the previous definition.
guy #1: “he man! you tryin’ to watch the big game tonight??”
guy #2: “nah… i’m watching the p-rnament!!!”
guy#1: “ah-hall right!”
a contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary xxx film. the p-rnament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.
d-ck and jane’s morning yoga cl-ss really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood p-rnament.
adj.: a type of tattoo that is adult or p-rnographic in nature.
bob just got a p-rnament tattoo of his wife. it features her large, saggy br–sts and a shaved v-g-n-.
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